tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post841364544438791156..comments2024-03-10T10:34:02.181+02:00Comments on The Alliterative Allomorph: GUILT-FREE SPOUSAL RANTS WANTEDJessica Bellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10889900730906728317noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-19912628807341238212010-06-15T00:31:12.123+03:002010-06-15T00:31:12.123+03:00My husband actually does all the laundry and most ...My husband actually does all the laundry and most of the shopping. But...he's been out of a steady job for two years now. That is not the norm for him, as he'd always worked full-time before, and I wouldn't mind being the only breadwinner if he did more of the home stuff. He has NEVER cleaned the bathroom and the vacuum is some strange contraption that he can't seem to figure out. So, when I come home from work, and the house is a wreck as he sits on the computer and watches tv, he shouldn't be surprised when I don't feel much like snuggling with him. I mean, am I wrong to feel that way?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13267066733031149882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-64556764939702033332010-06-12T18:04:50.311+03:002010-06-12T18:04:50.311+03:00He's great with everything except laundry. He ...He's great with everything except laundry. He puts his dirty clothes IN FRONT of the hamper instead inside. <br /><br />All in all, it's not so bad. :)Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11640509596922335617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-85370685651125717522010-06-12T04:05:25.648+03:002010-06-12T04:05:25.648+03:00My lovely, wonderful man doesn't do anything w...My lovely, wonderful man doesn't do anything wrong. <br />He's perfect, just like me. *grin*<br /><br /><br />Sorry about your day! Poo-poo sounds nasty. :-(Jessica Nelsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12365768876905444157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-43130185425046921782010-06-12T03:14:13.712+03:002010-06-12T03:14:13.712+03:00I would have an emergency and yell for my husband ...I would have an emergency and yell for my husband (ex now) and he would Never come. He always heard me though. He said the reason he never came was because he didn't know what I wanted. What?? Did I sound in trouble? Yes. Did he care what was wrong? No. This is one reason he is my ex now. :-)Velvet Over Steelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08625445902301159594noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-87092106027318712222010-06-12T00:41:30.112+03:002010-06-12T00:41:30.112+03:00Too funny! Everybody in this family loves the dog ...Too funny! Everybody in this family loves the dog until he poops or throws up. Then suddenly it's MY responsibility to clean up after the little cur. I swear I don't want any more animals!Sherrie Petersenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11670339498152684137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-67182705162442447522010-06-11T22:59:52.787+03:002010-06-11T22:59:52.787+03:00I'm single at the moment, but my dad does lots...I'm single at the moment, but my dad does lots of stuff that winds me up. The main thing is that he always leaves his shoes where I fall over them. Right in the middle of the floor!Lindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04313619484424363895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-25802787318482033632010-06-11T21:39:15.327+03:002010-06-11T21:39:15.327+03:00It's the BLOODY cracking of toes that gets me ...It's the BLOODY cracking of toes that gets me every time! No matter how many times I patiently explain that I really don't like it... CRACK!Talli Rolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04780882465745107715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-51210996404164729982010-06-11T21:19:25.026+03:002010-06-11T21:19:25.026+03:00I swear I'm the only one who knows where the l...I swear I'm the only one who knows where the laundry basket and the sink are. THE ONLY ONE. Apparently they're hidden with some super-secret cloth that renders them invisible to all other inhabitants of my house. <br /><br />Seriously.Elana Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05877856005992028912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-45928046929297774232010-06-11T20:59:34.485+03:002010-06-11T20:59:34.485+03:00He tells everybody that I cry during romantic come...He tells everybody that I cry during romantic comedies after I've just declared that I hate them.Raquel Byrneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12870113745683162915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-60199153151120556202010-06-11T20:08:14.431+03:002010-06-11T20:08:14.431+03:00lol hilarious.
My kissyface told me I sounded li...lol hilarious. <br /><br />My kissyface told me I sounded like Kermit the Frog the other day because I got frustrated and did this weird yell-thing. <br />Then I wasn't mad anymore lol. <br />But Kermit??? <br />Really???MBW aka Olleymaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06311893784715159105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-17723420268970525942010-06-11T19:54:08.633+03:002010-06-11T19:54:08.633+03:00Hehehe! This is great- I whine about my wonderful...Hehehe! This is great- I whine about my wonderful husband all the time. <br /><br />Happy weekend!Stephanie Thorntonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17437077559099315853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-937122100322951722010-06-11T19:52:26.453+03:002010-06-11T19:52:26.453+03:00I think husbands are genetically constructed to be...I think husbands are genetically constructed to be blind to clean laundry that either needs folding, or to be put away.<br /><br />Great limerick!Lydia Kanghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00484415427764822386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-25334227812888590782010-06-11T19:25:22.182+03:002010-06-11T19:25:22.182+03:00Ok, I am going to limit my complaints to just a fe...Ok, I am going to limit my complaints to just a few dealing with the washing. It seems unbuttoning shirts or rolling down the sleeves is too time consuming and therefore deemed unnecessary by him. Socks are always rolled up in a ball and a GPS is apparantly needed to find the hamper!Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07524878248746427258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-88417495370995159542010-06-11T19:04:43.403+03:002010-06-11T19:04:43.403+03:00I have no complaints about my "better half&qu...I have no complaints about my "better half" because I have no "better half". I came to the conclusion that I am ...<br /><br /><i><b>BETTER OFF WITHOUT A WIFE</b></i><br /><br /><i>All my friends are married<br />Every Tom and Dick and Harry<br />You must be strong if you're to go it alone<br />Here's to the bachelors and the Bowery bums <br />Those who feel that they're the ones<br />That are better off without a wife<br /><br />Cause I like to sleep until the crack of noon<br />Midnight howlin' at the moon<br />Goin' out when I want to,<br />And I'm comin' home when I please<br />Don't have to ask permission<br />If I wanna go out fishin'<br />Never have to ask for the keys<br />...<br />Yeah, you see I'm kinda selfish about my privacy<br />Now as long as I can be with me<br />We get along so well I can't even believe it<br />...<br />Hey, I got this girl I know, man,<br />She's been married several times and<br />I don't wanna end up like her.<br />I mean, she's been married so many times<br />She's got rice marks all over her face.<br />Yeah, you know the kind...</i><br /><br />~ "Lonesome Dogg" McD-FensStephen T. McCarthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00249125637725791567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-19961463490682315142010-06-11T18:12:12.603+03:002010-06-11T18:12:12.603+03:00Outside of NUMEROUS housekeeping issues, it's ...Outside of NUMEROUS housekeeping issues, it's that he asks too many questions. Like when I'm too irritated to talk, he'll ask me one pointless question after another, just to get a response.Karen Jones Gowenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01153821980625034810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-78242553847840194172010-06-11T18:08:17.871+03:002010-06-11T18:08:17.871+03:00Our recent fiasco has to do with buying a new car....Our recent fiasco has to do with buying a new car. Dear hubby could NOT make a decision. He spent three weeks visiting and there was always a reason why the car just wasn't 'it'. I finally put my foot down and made him get a car that completely fit all our criteria. A part of me thinks he liked the hunt too much to actually buy a frickin car. Then today he comes home with the new car and says 'the doors are going to stop working soon' (wtf?) He wanted to go BACK to the dealership and get his money back. I'm serioulsy ready to shoot him.Creepy Query Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18115161057496086972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-76290675373239744112010-06-11T17:34:38.657+03:002010-06-11T17:34:38.657+03:00I just wish my honey would put his dirty dishes in...I just wish my honey would put his dirty dishes in the dish washer. :)Janet Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12688012956157161889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-24640207159488352022010-06-11T16:51:35.684+03:002010-06-11T16:51:35.684+03:00Oh dont get me started girl!
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Seriously...Oh dont get me started girl!<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />Seriously, dont get me started, or I´ll write a book here lol!<br /><br />But seriously now, Im on that phase where he´s perfect and all, newly wed crap. Give me a few months and I´ll get back at ya. Probably with a fresh MS.Clarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00062728322162370588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-92013109234490047342010-06-11T16:42:30.263+03:002010-06-11T16:42:30.263+03:00Good thing I'm here and not my man because I t...Good thing I'm here and not my man because I think he'd have the same complaint as you - about me. He's the neat freak in this family.<br /><br />My only complaint would be his farting in the middle of the night. I can't tell you how many times I've been awaken, clutching my heart, swearing I just heard a gunshot go off. One day, he's going to give me a heart attack for sure.Jaydee Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01069805915071090479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-17188209748651985122010-06-11T15:57:30.046+03:002010-06-11T15:57:30.046+03:00This is really silly, but I get frustrated when my...This is really silly, but I get frustrated when my husband tidies the place (and often leave the stuff in piles that sit untouched). It's like he's making a statement about me being too busy writing to bother. Oh face it, five minutes later NOT ME will be dropping the kids toys and books on the floor. I should be grateful someone is picking up the toys (though at least the kids know where the toys etc are supposed to go . . . unlike my husband).Stinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11415189347501942340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-80552057638648337642010-06-11T15:50:41.967+03:002010-06-11T15:50:41.967+03:00You've seen the stupid plastic cup that won...You've seen the stupid plastic cup that won't get out of my sight. Plus he leaves the cabinets open after getting something. Grr.Candylandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08956196611348299424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-9245249648017969532010-06-11T15:31:27.399+03:002010-06-11T15:31:27.399+03:00very cute limerick!very cute limerick!Laura Paulinghttp://www.laurapauling.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-73499401096538499552010-06-11T15:29:47.084+03:002010-06-11T15:29:47.084+03:00Hmmm, he hasn't annoyed me lately. Mostly I...Hmmm, he hasn't annoyed me lately. Mostly I'm just annoyed at my writing, does that count? I can't seem to finish a manuscript and now that I have a good idea I can't seem to start it! Grrrr.Amie McCrackenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10183468581148360197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-13251480639730967392010-06-11T15:11:04.860+03:002010-06-11T15:11:04.860+03:00Most of her annoying stuff is actually kinda cute....Most of her annoying stuff is actually kinda cute.<br /><br />And had to laugh at Will's comment!Alex J. Cavanaughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09770065693345181702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3315861630765119669.post-30053430890413339362010-06-11T15:05:29.618+03:002010-06-11T15:05:29.618+03:00Your salad-making scene was LOL priceless, and I r...Your salad-making scene was LOL priceless, and I refuse to say LOL unless a cat or child gets startled! Thanks for being the first to follow my wife's Blog; the first who isn't sleeping with her ;PWill Burkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10158149526658590324noreply@blogger.com