Monday, 20 May 2013

What if it were illegal to wear clothes?

MutedWhat if it were illegal to wear clothes?

What if it were the law to wear a temperature-controlled body suit made of fetus membrane ... every day?

What if you were a singer, and it was illegal to sing?

What if you sang anyway, and got detained by a LEO, and punished by having your vocal chords violently slashed, and eardrums perforated?

What if multiple offenders were killed for their skin?

Would you commit suicide? Drown yourself in the river?

Concetta would.

But something stops her in her tracks ...

Would you like to read her story?

Email me if you're interested in reviewing a copy of my latest release, a cyberpunk/dystopian short story in verse.

Thursday, 16 May 2013

The complications of a writer's location & nationality (and how to overcome them).

As most of you know, I live in Greece.

"Ooh, aah, what a dream!" I hear you cry.

But is it?

No. Here are some of the problems I face.

1. No local writer's events to attend. If I wanted to go to a conference, or a book launch, or a workshop, I would have to fork out airfare and accommodation to visit the English speaking country it is held in.

2. I can't get any writer's grants. Okay, I'm Australian. But I don't live there, so I'm not eligible. I'm not eligible for any grants from the UK either, despite living in Europe, because I'm not a European citizen. I'm not eligible for a US grant because, well, I'm not either American OR a US resident.

3. I can't enter many book awards. For the same reasons, plus some, in point 2.

4. I can't publish on NOOK. They require a US bank account. (I don't like Smashwords, it has got to be the most complicated bookseller in this world. My opinion.)

5. I can't take advantage of all the literary candy that is in Australia either. Though I am a citizen, I am not a resident. And my books are self-published through the US, so my books can't even be considered "Australian Literature".

6. I am constantly coming up against problems with my royalty payments with Amazon. They only pay into bank accounts from certain countries. Greece is not one of them. I used to get checks. But that meant a shit load of fees on my end when cashing them. I'm lucky that I now have a UK bank account. Sometimes my royalties go in. Sometimes they don't. All my royalties from Amazon EU (i.e. UK, DE, etc) get paid direct into my account without any problems. But every time they try to pay me my royalties accrued from the US sales, I keep getting an email saying that my bank account information is incorrect. UGH. I keep complaining. They keep telling me they're looking into it, and I still keep getting emails saying my bank account info is wrong. It's impossible to be wrong if they are already paying some royalties into it. I'm owed more than three months worth of royalties. Why? I cry!!!

7. I can't market my book in a real public venue where I talk to real faces instead of virtual ones. I'm confined to the internet. It's tough. And isolating. And lonely.

There are more. I can't think of them right now. But my point is. My life as an Australian writer living in Greece is DIFFICULT.

I'm working really hard to do the best I can with the facilities I have. I create my own opportunities (Vine Leaves Literary Journal, Homeric Writers' Retreat & Workshop). I start community projects (Indiestructible, The Artist Unleashed). I guest post as much as possible on other people's blogs. I join awesome Indie Author Organizations (ALLi).

My point? Somehow, I still make it all work. I know this isn't going to get any easier. But I'm still motivated, and determined to never drop the ball. I NEED TO STAY VISIBLE.

No matter what your circumstance, you can succeed in one form or another. All you need is patience, stamina, passion and determination.

Have you got PSPD? If so, don't let any obstacle, big or small, set you back. Get out there, and make the most of what you HAVE. Because you can. We all can. If you want it.

Do you want it?

Then go get it!!!

Are you an expat writer? How do you cope with the limitations?

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Wednesday, 15 May 2013

The Artist Unleashed: FINDING A WRITING NICHE IN NATURE, by Cinthia Ritchie

I’ve always wondered why so many writers live in New York City or other metropolitan areas. How do they write? Where do they find inspiration? How do they shut out the noise and motion and relax inside the quiet space of their own minds?

Of course, I’m biased towards rural locations. I’ve never been a city person. I don’t like crowds. Tall buildings make me uncomfortable. I hate riding in elevators. And sharing my sidewalk space with thousands of others? No thank you. I don’t even like sidewalks. I want to feel earth beneath my feet.

Living in Anchorage, Alaska’s largest city (don’t snicker, it is a city, at least to us), I can shop at the Gap or Costco, run home, pick up the dog and be out on the trails in less than 20 minutes. And as I run through valleys and across ridges, over creeks and through wetlands, I work out writing problems inside my head: What to do about that ornery character, how to smooth that thorny plot predicaments, and how in the heck do I clean up that patch of dull dialogue?

Nature can be a catalyst for good writing. Think Thoreau and Emerson, Edward Abbey or Annie Dillard. Would any of them have written as deeply and richly if they had been sitting in a Starbucks (Thoreau probably wouldn’t have left a very good tip either) or plugged into their iPhones at a hip and trendy cafĂ©?

I’m not knocking cafes; I sometimes write at Starbucks myself. But nothing beats nature for letting down one’s pretenses and facing good and hard truths about ourselves, the kind of truths that we often hide from during our busy and hectic days.

Of course, most writers don’t live in Alaska or have millions of acres of wilderness practically in their backyard.

But don’t worry: There are still ways to reconnect with the wild world, even while stuck in the middle of the city.

Unplug: Yeah, you heard me, unplug it all: The Internet, your SmartPhone, the music, the TV. You might think that you’re writing better with all of the distractions but studies show that you’re simply spending more time doing less while your brain fools you into thinking that you’ve actually doing more.

Write naked: I don’t mean without clothes, though I’ve done that, too, and it can be liberating, as long as you’re not in front of an opened window. I mean writing without your laptop or electronic device. I mean (please don’t be scared), writing with a pen and paper, the old fashioned way. The hand-to-paper connection is more intimate than the keyboard-to-screen method and you’ll find yourself opening up in surprising ways. I rewrote portions of my first novel longhand, and while it was time consuming and tough, it led me to places I probably wouldn’t have gone on my laptop.

Get outside: Sit on your balcony, a friend’s deck or walk to a city park. Take off your shoes and dig your toes into the grass. Listen to the birds. Feed the ducks. Sit on the ground, not a bench or a blanket. Get away from the asphalt and traffic sounds and constant noise and activity, if only for a few minutes a day.

Find a hiking trail: Most cities have trails within the city. New York has Central Park. Chicago has the lakefront. Portland has Forest Park. Find the nearest trail and hit it up for a morning or evening stroll. Take the dog or a good friend but try not to talk too much. Instead, soak up the trees and the smells and the good, solid feel of silence. Added hint: Carry notecards and a pen in a fanny pack and jot down stray thoughts. I once wrote a poem on the back of a hot dog wrapper while camping that was later published in a well-known literary magazine.

Write, write, write: Don’t use nature as an excuse not to write. You can devise scenes in your head while hiking, running, kayaking, swimming or bicycling. But don’t get lazy: If you don’t write your thoughts soon after you finish your activity, you run the risk of losing them forever (I once wrote an entire novel chapter in my head while marathon training only to lose a large chunk by not writing it immediately down.)

Of course, not everyone likes or appreciates nature. Still, if you’re stuck in your writing or looking for inspiration, why not try a short hike or nature walk? The respite will leave you feeling refreshed and eager to sit back down and resume the love/hate relationship we all have with our writing.

Do you feel inspired to write when you're outdoors?
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Cinthia Ritchie is a former journalist and Pushcart Prize nominee who lives and runs mountains in Alaska.

She’s a recipient of two Rasmuson Individual Artist Awards, a Connie Boocheever Fellowship, residencies at Hedgebrook, Kimmel Harding Nelson Center for the Arts and Hidden River Arts, the Brenda Ueland Prose Award, Memoir Prose Award, Sport Literate Essay Award, Northwest PEN Women Creative Nonfiction Award, Drexel Magazine Creative Nonfiction Award and Once Written Grand Prize Award.

Her work can be found in New York Times Magazine, Sport Literate, Water-Stone Review, Memoir, Under the Sun, Literary Mama, Slow Trains Literary Journal, Sugar Mule, Breadcrumbs and Scabs, Third Wednesday, Writer’s Digest, Foliate Oak Literary Magazine, Cactus Heart Press and over 30 other literary magazines and small presses.

Her debut novel, Dolls Behaving Badly, released Feb. 5 from Grand Central Publishing/Hachette Book Group.

Links: Website | Facebook | Twitter:

Purchase links: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | IndieBound


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Monday, 13 May 2013

"How to Sell More Books: Diversify"

Cover image of book promotion handbook, "Sell More Books!"
It's an honour today to be a guest on Debbie Young's blog Off the Shelf Book Promotions where she and I talk about how to sell more books, and a little about my latest craft book, Adverbs & Clichés in a Nutshell.

"One way to raise your profile as a writer is to diversify, especially if you are self-publishing your work or being published by a small independent press. As I’ve said in a previous post, the best way to sell more books is to write more books – but that doesn’t mean you should focus solely on writing those books. It’s also worth seeking other ways in which to get your name before readers. This is especially true for self-published and independently published writers, who do not have the presence or clout of a big name publishing house behind them." ... READ MORE HERE

Let's talk at Debbie's. Hope to see you there! 

Wednesday, 8 May 2013

The Artist Unleashed: PLAY TO YOUR STRENGTHS, by Hart Johnson aka: Alyse Carlson (INDIE LIFE segment below)

First, huge thanks and smooches to Jessica for hosting me!

If I've called to mind for you a killer broom ride to steal a dragon egg then we share at least a reference point, but Mad-Eye Moody wasn't so far wrong, not where this writing business is concerned. Unfortunately, knowing that doesn't make it any easier, does it? Like Harry, we still have to ponder what the heck we are good at and figure out how on EARTH that applies to the situation at hand. 

Bear with me a moment, or better yet BARE with me... I'm rather famous for preferring nakedness after all, and as long as we're grasping at strengths, no point leaving out even those that might seem silly at first glance...

Rarely serious...
What AM I good at?

Well... I can wriggle my nose (or wiggle, if you're in the US)--up and down like a bunny.

In fact I have a full repertoire of silly faces. Any of you who cares to buy me a number of drinks in a dimly lit bar can see them if you'd like, but I can assure you I was once called a cartoon. They really ARE silly faces.

I can write a limerick... wait, not tell... better to SHOW you that:

A limerick's a mighty fine skill 
Overlooked in the arts, if you will 
Need a wee bit of rhyming 
and a little more timing 
And a couple of glasses of swill

*nods*

Okay, so anybody can write a limerick, but I've devoted a bit of time to it *shifty*

Sadly, silly faces and limericks aren't really key qualities to the publishing industry though, so I had to just give those skills amiss and ask what OTHER skills I had...

So what AM I good at that's USEFUL?

  • I have a couple psych degrees, so characterization comes pretty naturally. 
  • I seem to have a knack for a bendy plot—this can be bad, too—or rather, it pigeonholes me for genre—it creates a definite challenge for Young Adult stuff, but it fits mystery very well. 
  • I'm definitely persistent (I think any of us who write books regularly are—we have to be). 
  • But really the strength that defines me—the one that is less common, is humor. I'm sort of a nut. 

I've struggled with that last. I envision myself a dark, sexy, mysterious sort, but the fact of the matter is the guy was right... I'm more of a cartoon. And finding a genre that is BOTH bendy, mysterious and silly was NOT something I ever thought I'd do... But as it turns out, Cozy Mystery found ME.

Dead people. Solving the mystery... but lots of laughs mixed in there, most often through the personalities of a couple key characters.

And you know what? When you find the genre that suits your strengths, it really feels like playing to write... At least until the reviews start rolling...

Begonia Bribe Roanoke, Virginia, is home to some of the country’s most exquisite gardens, and it’s Camellia Harris’s job to promote them. But when a pint-sized beauty contest comes to town, someone decides to deliver a final judgment …

A beauty pageant for little girls—the Little Miss Begonia Pageant—has decided to hold their event in a Roanoke park. Camellia is called in to help deal with the botanical details, the cute contestants, and their catty mothers. She soon realizes that the drama onstage is nothing compared to the judges row. There’s jealousy, betrayal, and a love triangle involving local newsman—and known lothario—Telly Stevens. And a mysterious saboteur is trying to stop the pageant from happening at all.

But the drama turns deadly when Stevens is found dead, poisoned by some sort of plant. With a full flowerbed of potential suspects, Cam needs to dig through the evidence to uproot a killer with a deadly green thumb.
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Hart (aka, Alyse Carlson) writes books from her bathtub and can be found at Confessions of a Watery Tart, on Facebook (author page, profile), Twitter, or Goodreads.
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You can read more about the book, and all authors involved, in my dedicated post about it last week.

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Thank you!!!

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

How to enjoy a larger variety of books (and consequently rate them without bias).

I like to read book reviews. Mainly to get an idea about what inspires someone to make their opinion of the book public. Let's say that I'm sorta conducting a character study. :-)

I've noticed that many book reviews lean heavily toward a bias on 'taste' rather than critical opinion. This can result in a lot of negative reviews of books that are actually wonderful reads. And I don't think it's very fair to give a book 1 star just because "I didn't like it."

So how can we learn to appreciate (and consequently rate) books that are different to what we would usually read? Here are some things you can ask yourself:
1. Does the writing represent its genre well? (NOT, I hate science fiction, this book is shit!)
2. Are the characters' personalities developed well? (NOT, I hated the protagonist, she was a bitch. This book is shit!)
3. Is it paced well? If it slows down in places, are the slower moments warranted and utilized for a specific purpose? (NOT, Man, I got so bored when the guy was describing his home town, and then talked about how it shaped his entire life. I mean, I wanted action, action, action! This book is shit!)
4. Is it executed/edited well? (NOT, I would have written/edited this book differently. This book is shit!)
5. If it is about a subject matter that you aren't entirely keen to read about, do you think someone who is keen about the subject matter would enjoy it? (NOT, omg, this book was way too violent. I hate reading about violence. This book is shit!)

Do you think it's possible to appreciate a book for what it IS, rather than criticize it for what it ISN'T?
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Wednesday, 1 May 2013

The Artist Unleashed: INDIESTRUCTIBLE: INSPIRING STORIES FROM THE PUBLISHING JUNGLE, by Jessica Bell

Haha, yep, it's me, being a guest on my own blog! Pretty sure that's legal, right?

I've got a few things to share with you today, but first of all HAPPY MAY DAY!

For all those who participated in A-Z, how are you feeling? Totally exhausted or psyched to get back into regular blogging?

My biggest announcement today is the revelation of a very special project I've been working on ...

It's an anthology I'm compiling and editing called, INDIESTRUCTIBLE: INSPIRING STORIES FROM THE PUBLISHING JUNGLE, which will launch September 16, 2013. It will be sold as an eBook for 99c for the first six months. During that time I will donate 100% of the profits to BuildOn, an amazing charity that aims to break the cycle of poverty, illiteracy, and low expectations through service and education.

This book will bring you the experiences of 29 indie authors—their passions, their insights, their successes—to help other authors make the leap into indie publishing. This is not a how-to guide. This is the best of the indie tradition of experienced authors paying forward what they’ve learned, giving you information to help you on your journey. The personal essays in this book will leave you itching to get your work into the hands of readers and experience, first-hand, all the rewards indie publishing has to offer.

I've already set up a sign-up form for those interested in helping spread the word. Any amount of help big or small would be greatly appreciated. It will be up to you, when the times comes, as to how much you do. I will provide a list of things you can do, plus promo material. You can then choose what to do with it. You might choose to simply copy/paste a pre-written tweet, or to copy/paste a full-fledged blog post from a prepared HTML doc. It will all be made very easy for you. I will not expect you to write anything from scratch.



If you could Tweet about the sign-up form it would be great!

You can just copy/paste this:
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Women's Work
In other news, a poetry anthology I'm in got reviewed in The Australian! This is HUGE for me. Certain bookshops have even written to stock the book, including Gleeboks in Sydney, The NSW State Library, Fullers in Tasmania, Readings in Melbourne, and Matilda Books in S.A. I know I'm not mentioned in the article, but if people buy this anthology, and read my poem, and like it, finally, finally, I might start getting my wet little literary feet recognized in my home country. Fingers and toes crossed!
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Also, I have the honour of being interviewed over at Literary Rambles where I'm giving away a copy of my latest writing craft book which officially releases today! Hope to see you there!

I'd also like to thank DawnMattGlynisNicoleRachel, MichaelCherie, and Sheri for posting about this book on their blogs today, too.

Have a great week!