Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Why armpits are a useful tool for suffocation ...

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It's one of those days where I have no idea what to write. I'm sitting here, with my fingers lightly touching the home keys, staring at the screen and my very orange signature I'm still not sure I like. I can feel the energy zing below my fingertips, they're screaming, "Make me play hopscotch! Make me jump!"

I scream back, "Shut up! I'm thinking!"

Silence. Stillness. Zing ...

My fingertips groan and break out in a sweat anticipating their possible next move, "You are pathetic. You just scored a job that's making you giddy, and you're not going to let us type up your hype?"

My middle finger twitches ...

"Hey! How rude!" I lift my hands, which are now as heavy as concrete due to my fingers insisting they remain firmly on the keys, but I manage to yank them away and suffocate them in my armpits.

"Look. I'm sorry. But it's confidential ... I'll resuscitate you tomorrow."

23 comments:

  1. Jessica, this is an awesome post. That is all.

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  2. Poor little guys, now your keyboard is either going to smell like deodorant or arm-pit funk. :)
    Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow

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  3. I think I'm going to start calling you Molly Shannon. Superstar!

    Hey, what's this exciting news you have?

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  4. Ack! Not fair. You're such a tease. <3

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  5. Drat. Come on. You can't keep us in suspense like this. And wash your hands before you start typing again. :)

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  6. Are you teasing us? *grin* Your poor, poor fingers.

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  7. I'm not sure I know what's going on here, but I still love the way you tell a story.

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  8. Too funny.

    I LOVE the finger pics that people do. SO much fun :D

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  9. You mean we have to wait until tomorrow? Aww ...

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  10. *groans*
    I know that "fingers touching the keyboard while staring into space" thing. Ugh.

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  11. I hate when my fingers are inpatient with me. Insolent bastards.
    +followed

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  12. By the way what I meant to type there was "impatient," but I blame that on my fingers.

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  13. Hahaha! Thanks for making me laugh today, Jess. I love the photo, did you take it yourself?

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  14. Jessica, sometimes time gets away from me, but I just wanted to say congrats on the new job! I think that's terrific!

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  15. LOL! Congrats to you, you funny girl! My fingers do me like that sometimes and I DON'T even have exciting news. ((hugs)) :o) <3

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