My experience of Greek Menus ...
(How long has it been rotting? "Beetroot Compote")
(Do I get to eat it in Heaven? "Cod soup")
Lamp in Lemon Sauce
(That'll be light. "Lamb in Lemon Sauce")
Rubbit with Onions
(Rub what? "Rabbit with Onions")
(I'd like to summon someone fresh, thanks. "Smoked Salmon")
(I hope there was no baby in there when you put it in the oven! "Roast Rooster" 'chicken' in Greek is 'cota', there's the logic in that one)
Have you ever come across some funny typos while visiting another country? Please share!